Step 1: We admitted that we were powerless over ______ (insert substance of choice) and that our lives had become unmanageable.
Fuck me. I don’t want to be powerless. I want to take action and control and force and white-knuckle my way through my problems.
I’m IN CONTROL!!!!
Imagine me saying that is a screeching shrill voice reminiscent of the man in black from Roger Rabit. “Remember me Eddie! When I killed your brother! I talked! Just! Like!! THIIIIISSS!!!!” Eye’s bugging out of my head like daggers.
Next my head will spin in circles and I’ll vomit pea soup.
I’m so in control that it’s become unmanageable. Continue reading