A few minutes ago I gave push-ups and sit-ups a try. Um, the army test is going to be harder than I thought. Ha!
First off were the push-ups. I got down into a beautiful plank position, all 318 lbs of me, but when I tried communicating to my arms/chest to start lowering me to the floor, they were like “are you shitting me?” and then started laughing at me.
Just for that, I forced them to lower me and they were like “oh, hell no!” and promptly turned to jello and dropped me to the floor.
Then I was all like “I’ll show you!” and I got into plank position on my knees and did 10 girly push-ups. Suck that arms and chest. Ha! Who’s laughing now? Continue reading